Christianity sure is convenient

Jan

2012

From: Moral Orel

Episode: God-Fearing (2006) (Season 1, Episode 7)

I don't know, Orel. I don't think this is a good idea. You can't just break all Ten Commandments in one day. God's gonna hate you. –That's the point. What can be scarier than that? Then tomorrow I'll just repent and both him and Jesus will be back on my side again. –Wow! You're right! Christianity sure is convenient. –Why would God make it any other way?

Scott Adsit (Doughy Latchkey) | Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington)

File Updated: 2019-10-04

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