Haven't been in prison long enough for this

Mar

2005

From: Mom And Dad Save The World

I haven't been in prison long enough for this.

Jeffrey Jones (Dick Nelson)

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#Jail

#Frustration

Born Today

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Joanne Woodward • 27 Feb 1930

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