Haven't been in prison long enough for this

Mar

2005

From: Mom And Dad Save The World

I haven't been in prison long enough for this.

Jeffrey Jones (Dick Nelson)

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#Jail

#Frustration

Born Today

Luke Bracey • 26 Apr 1989

Jordana Brewster • 26 Apr 1980

Carol Burnett • 26 Apr 1933

Gordon Hunt • 26 Apr 1929

Stana Katic • 26 Apr 1978

John Lawrence • 26 Apr 1931

Vic Perrin • 26 Apr 1916

Channing Tatum • 26 Apr 1980

Philip Tonge • 26 Apr 1897

Died Today

Lucille Ball • 26 Apr 1989

Irene Ryan • 26 Apr 1973

Herb Voland • 26 Apr 1981

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