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Gay dwarves

Jun
25
2005
Maude
From: Maude

Do you approve of homosexuals? –Arthur, it doesn't matter whether I approve or I disapprove. They are human beings, they exist. It's like asking me if I approve of dwarves. –Well, that's different. There's no such thing as gay dwarves. –Come on, Arthur, you've read Snow White. Seven little men living together like that? Wake up and smell the coffee.

Conrad Bain (Dr. Arthur Harmon) | Bea Arthur (Maude Findlay)
#Gay
#Dwarves
#Literature
#Coffee

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