No honeymooning

Feb

2004

From: Marihuana

There's no honeymooning until after we're married!

Harlene Wood (Burma Roberts aka 'Blondie')

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Born Today

Luke Bracey • 26 Apr 1989

Jordana Brewster • 26 Apr 1980

Carol Burnett • 26 Apr 1933

Gordon Hunt • 26 Apr 1929

Stana Katic • 26 Apr 1978

John Lawrence • 26 Apr 1931

Vic Perrin • 26 Apr 1916

Channing Tatum • 26 Apr 1980

Philip Tonge • 26 Apr 1897

Died Today

Lucille Ball • 26 Apr 1989

Irene Ryan • 26 Apr 1973

Herb Voland • 26 Apr 1981

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

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Booty time, from: Monsters vs Aliens: Night of the Living Carrots
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What does that mean?, from: Mars Attacks!
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Biology, from: Kick-Ass 2
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Focus on the Weenie, from: Open Season 2
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When women go wrong, from: She Done Him Wrong
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A very smart man, from: The Big Bang Theory
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Fat-ass and skinny bitch, from: South Park
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69, dudes, from: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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The noble house of Black, from: Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix
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