In charge of Christmas

Dec

2004

From: Mama's Family

For 50 years I have been in charge of Christmas. I've jingled your bells and I've roasted your chestnuts. This Christmas you goons can just rum-pa-pum-pum without me.

Vicki Lawrence (Mrs. Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper)

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Born Today

Henry Daniell • 05 Mar 1894

Lisa Robin Kelly • 05 Mar 1970

Matt Lucas • 05 Mar 1974

Eva Mendes • 05 Mar 1974

Jill Ritchie • 05 Mar 1974

Dean Stockwell • 05 Mar 1936

Henry Travers • 05 Mar 1874

Died Today

John Belushi • 05 Mar 1982

Billy De Wolfe • 05 Mar 1974

Amy Douglass • 05 Mar 1980

Gary Merrill • 05 Mar 1990

William Powell • 05 Mar 1984

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

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