In charge of Christmas

Dec

2004

From: Mama's Family

For 50 years I have been in charge of Christmas. I've jingled your bells and I've roasted your chestnuts. This Christmas you goons can just rum-pa-pum-pum without me.

Vicki Lawrence (Mrs. Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper)

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