The DMV taketh away

Mar

2010

From: License To Drive

God giveth and the DMV taketh away. You mustn't fuck with the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mr. Anderson. We can make your life a living hell.

Helen Hanft (Miss Hellberg)

File Updated: 2017-12-27

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