The only reason you're alive

Jun

2020

From: Kung Fu Panda 2

The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.

Gary Oldman (Shen)

#Stupidity

#Threats

#Warnings

#Amusement

Born Today

Eddie Albert • 22 Apr 1906

Glen Campbell • 22 Apr 1936

Jack Nicholson • 22 Apr 1937

Bruce A. Young • 22 Apr 1956

Died Today

Tom Conway • 22 Apr 1967

Will Geer • 22 Apr 1978

Richard Milhouse Nixon • 22 Apr 1994

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

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