I don't find you attractive

Apr

2010

From: The Invention Of Lying

(footsteps) –Wow. –I just masturbated. –That makes me horny. I hope this date ends in sex. –I don't find you attractive. –Oh.

Jennifer Garner (Anna McDoogles) | Ricky Gervais (Mark Bellison)

#Sex

#Masturbation

#Attraction

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