Let the sap run out

Nov

2006

From: Horse Feathers

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)

#Metaphors

#Insult

Born Today

Joan Crawford • 23 Mar 1906

Roberta Leighton • 23 Mar 1953

Philip Ober • 23 Mar 1902

Barbara Rhoades • 23 Mar 1947

Kenneth Tobey • 23 Mar 1917

Died Today

Peter Lorre • 23 Mar 1964

Elizabeth Taylor • 23 Mar 2011

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

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