Let the sap run out

Nov

2006

From: Horse Feathers

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)

#Metaphors

#Insult

Born Today

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Houseley Stevenson • 30 Jul 1879

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Jim Wise • 30 Jul 1964

Mary Wiseman • 30 Jul 1985

Died Today

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