Let the sap run out

Nov

2006

From: Horse Feathers

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)

#Metaphors

#Insult

Born Today

Tucker Albrizzi • 25 Feb 2000

Sean Astin • 25 Feb 1971

Jim Backus • 25 Feb 1913

Justin Berfield • 25 Feb 1986

Gert Fröbe • 25 Feb 1913

George Harrison • 25 Feb 1943

Ann McCrea • 25 Feb 1931

Anson Mount • 25 Feb 1973

Ross Patterson • 25 Feb 1977

Died Today

Darren McGavin • 25 Feb 2006

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

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