Consult my lawyer

Nov

2006

From: Horse Feathers

That's not a bad idea. I'll tell you, I'll consult my lawyer, and if he advises me to do it I'll get a new lawyer.

Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)

#Legal

#Sarcasm

#Consulting

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