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Seen almost half of America

Jan
14
2008
Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Episode: Guitar Control (2004) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Oh, I've seen almost half of America. Everywhere I look I'm proud to see what I can see of Americans. Well, I can see, just take a look! –I'm Phil Ken Sebben. You may not know me, but I have 12 billion dollars here that says you'll vote for me regardless. –Phil Ken Sebben. Strength. Leadership. Vision. –Oh, almost forgot! I've taken every drug known to man, and not just orally. Just getting that out there. –Paid for by the people that gave Phil Ken Sebben 12 billion dollars.

uncredited (Singer in commercial) | Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben) | uncredited (Announcer)
File Updated: 2018-02-15

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