A couple of magazines

Feb

2004

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Bannon Custody Case (2000) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Uh, look, I knew this might be difficult, so I stopped off at the liquor store and got a couple of magazines that I think will explain everything.

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

File Updated: 2017-09-05

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