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You are hereby expelled

Jul
22
2009
Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix
From: Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix

Dear Mr. Potter, The Ministry has received intelligence that at 6:23 this evening you performed the Patronus Charm in the presence of a Muggle. As a clear violation of of the decree for the reasonable restriction of underage sorcery, you are hereby expelled from Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hoping you are well, Mafalda Hopkirk.

Jessica Hynes (Mafalda Hopkirk)
File Updated: 2020-08-02

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