Morning, dickhead

Jun

2001

From: Grumpy Old Men

Morning, dickhead. –Hello, moron.

Walter Matthau (Max Goldman) | Jack Lemmon (John Gustafson)

#Greetings

#Mornings

#Insult

Born Today

John Billingsley • 20 May 1960

Christopher DeFaria • 20 May 1959

Timothy Olyphant • 20 May 1968

Bronson Pinchot • 20 May 1959

Jimmy Stewart • 20 May 1908

Anthony Zerbe • 20 May 1936

Died Today

Anton Diffring • 20 May 1989

Robin Gibb • 20 May 2012

George Memmoli • 20 May 1985

Jon Pertwee • 20 May 1996

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

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04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

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Falling with style (v1), from: Toy Story
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When everyone's super, from: The Incredibles
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Really in bad taste, from: Muscle Beach Party
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Cunning linguist, from: Tomorrow Never Dies
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I feel much better, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
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You're mocking me, from: Toy Story
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Hush your mouth, from: The AristoCats
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These are good folk, from: Cars
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I don't know, from: Invader ZIM
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Not as special, from: Torchwood
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Who are you?, from: Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Doom
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Terrible things, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
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Not wearing any panties, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
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10,000 marbles, from: Animal House
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SFX: a cash register ding, from: Sound Effects
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Complete, hopeless failures, from: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
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Exit the box!, from: Doctor Who (II)
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Help you I can, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
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A very Delvian way, from: Farscape
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I've made some poor decisions, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Slapped, from: The Maltese Falcon
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Had those Vikings by the horns, from: Twin Peaks
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Suburban psycho, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
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That does not compute, from: Lost In Space
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Don't make me destroy you, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
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