Morning, dickhead

Jun

2001

From: Grumpy Old Men

Morning, dickhead. –Hello, moron.

Walter Matthau (Max Goldman) | Jack Lemmon (John Gustafson)

#Greetings

#Mornings

#Insult

Born Today

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Sorry about myself, from: Archer
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He's becoming disgruntled, from: Dilbert
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Whose bright idea?, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
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You have to start somewhere, from: Rogue One
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A new danger: the atomic bomb, from: Duck And Cover
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Know where your towel is, from: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)
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What happens next, from: Planes, Trains & Automobiles
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Support Group, from: Frosty Returns
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Quarts of eggnog, from: Rugrats
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Finance is so weird, from: Avengers: Age of Ultron
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Some sort of gay superhero, from: Jeffrey
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I'm a doctor, from: Airplane!
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Justify their actions, from: Reaper
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To the shopping mall!, from: American Dad!
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Hard to be king, from: Black Panther
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Cancer is a shit show, from: Deadpool
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What you talkin' 'bout, Bundy?, from: Married With Children
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Audition monologue to break-up , from: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy
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Small minds and bodies, from: The Brass Bottle
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What foul luck!, from: Frankenstein Jr.
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