Witticism

Jul

2014

From: Goldfinger

Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr. Bond. It may be your last.

Gert Fröbe (Auric Goldfinger)

File Updated: 2016-12-04

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Born Today

Crispin Glover • 20 Apr 1964

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Louise Jameson • 20 Apr 1951

Monte Landis • 20 Apr 1933

Ryan O'Neal • 20 Apr 1941

Gregory Ratoff • 20 Apr 1897

Andy Serkis • 20 Apr 1964

George Takei • 20 Apr 1937

Geraint Wyn Davies • 20 Apr 1957

Died This Year

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04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

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