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Jan

2011

From: Go West

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)

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Born Today

Hank Azaria • 25 Apr 1964

Peter Jurasik • 25 Apr 1950

Jason Lee • 25 Apr 1970

Gina Torres • 25 Apr 1969

Died Today

Bea Arthur • 25 Apr 2009

Dorothy Provine • 25 Apr 2010

Ginger Rogers • 25 Apr 1995

George Sanders • 25 Apr 1972

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

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How are you with something bigger?, from: The Cowboys
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The stuff that dreams are made of (v2), from: Big Jake
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Look at this place, from: The Venture Bros.
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It's Bagel Day, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
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Vermin-ridden son-of-a-bitch, from: The Cowboys
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Get the hell off my spread, from: The Cowboys
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Gonna have to disagree, from: Office Space
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I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
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Taking the children, from: Transformers (2007)
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SFX: Hot Line telephone ring, from: In Like Flint
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I was born game, from: True Grit
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Another fine day, from: The Cowboys
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Every soldier lives with death, from: Babylon 5
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