I will never be fat again

Jun

2005

From: Fat Actress

As god as my witness, I will never be fat again.

Kirstie Alley

#Fat

#Parody

Born Today

Glen Berry • 21 Apr 1978

Cathy Cavadini • 21 Apr 1961

Charles Grodin • 21 Apr 1935

James McAvoy • 21 Apr 1979

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

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03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

Top 25 Quotes - Today

My time is precious, from: D.E.B.S.
Views today: 10

Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer, from: Real American Heroes
Views today: 7

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 7

40 million dollars, from: Scrooged
Views today: 7

Need a vacation, from: Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Views today: 6

Messing up the bulletin board, from: The Andy Griffith Show
Views today: 6

Life's too short, from: The Fall and Rise Of Reginald Perrin
Views today: 5

See the world, from: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
Views today: 5

Lots of time to do it, from: My Little Chickadee
Views today: 5

I need a computer!, from: Johnny Mnemonic
Views today: 5

Squirrel!, from: Up
Views today: 5

And so the Universe ended, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 4

Ability to breathe fire, from: Commercials
Views today: 4

Why does she get a blaster?, from: Rogue One
Views today: 4

I'm slightly confused, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 4

Simply Leslie, from: The Great Race
Views today: 4

I have one job, from: Galaxy Quest
Views today: 4

Fashionable, from: The Ritz
Views today: 4

The starship Heart Of Gold, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 4

Stay calm, from: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Views today: 4

I told you so, from: Doctor Who (I)
Views today: 4

A good day to die, from: Star Trek: First Contact
Views today: 4

Dumb-ass pie, from: Men In Black 3
Views today: 3

Don't ever let me give you a haircut again, from: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Pt 1
Views today: 3

This moment, from: Rango
Views today: 3

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 64,991

Family Guy / Total views: 31,374

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 26,776

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,254

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,147

Up / Total views: 22,648

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,515

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,334

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,494

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 15,717

South Park / Total views: 14,858

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,552

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,518

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,254

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,703

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,119

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 11,963

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,798

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 10,999

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 10,922

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,746

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,644

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,637

Daria / Total views: 10,626

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,725

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