What happened to our turkey?

Nov

2017

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

You want to tell me what the hell happened to our Thanksgiving turkey? –Oh, that. Uh, well, last night Brian and I got drunk and ate the turkey. But before you get mad, we also ate the salad.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Thanksgiving

#Turkeys

#Alcohol

#Anger

#Salad

#Food

#Frustration

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