Believe what I say or I'll hurt you

Nov

2010

From: Family Guy

Watch that kind of talk or you'll get your heathen head smacked! –Oh, that's very Christian. 'Believe what I say or I'll hurt you.' –Now you're gettin' it!

Charles Durning (Francis Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

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