And I thought my jokes were bad

May

2009

From: The Dark Knight

(strange laugh) And I thought my jokes were bad.

Heath Ledger (The Joker)

#Sarcasm

#Jokes

Born Today

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Top 25 Quotes - Today

SFX: basic bionic sound, from: The 6 Million Dollar Man
Views today: 4

Haunted mansion, from: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
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Belay that order, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 3

People call me 'Foggy', from: The Defenders
Views today: 3

SFX: bionic jump sound, from: The 6 Million Dollar Man
Views today: 3

Squirrel!, from: Up
Views today: 3

Baby Sinclair's evil laugh, from: Dinosaurs
Views today: 2

Not a commando, from: Star Trek: Voyager
Views today: 2

Why are you pulling my dick?, from: Heathers
Views today: 2

What sort of hotel?, from: Room Service
Views today: 2

Tired of being right, from: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Views today: 2

Huge package, from: South Park
Views today: 1

Sort out her priorities, from: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone
Views today: 1

We ain't got no badges, from: Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Views today: 1

I come in peace, from: Toy Story
Views today: 1

No more snow!, from: Frosty Returns
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Going to find them all, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 1

I'll have a brandy, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 1

Lair of the Phantom, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 1

I'll be working for you, from: Ironside
Views today: 1

That's a short trip, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 1

What a mess they make, from: Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Views today: 1

Color the eggs, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 1

Ride that Internet, from: Reaper
Views today: 1

I may be bad, from: Army Of Darkness
Views today: 1

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,697

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Sound Effects / Total views: 25,501

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Up / Total views: 23,044

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Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,574

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,758

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,081

South Park / Total views: 15,161

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The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,433

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,778

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,276

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,218

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The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,060

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,876

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,830

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