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Deemed all of them unseemly

Dec
09
2005
The Daily Show
From: The Daily Show

But apparently we liberal, secular fags here at Comedy Central have fired a devastating year-old 6-second long joke, that doesn't barely even make any sense to us any more, across the bow of Christianity. When you think of Liberals, your thoughts naturally turn to others who're fighting against Christmas, like the Puritans: the first white Americans who banned Christmas celebrations for 22 years in Boston because they deemed all of them unseemly.

Jon Stewart
#Christmas
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#Jokes
#Religion
#Politics
#Racism

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