What your rest home can do for you

Jun

2006

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Mr. Kennedy? Ask not what your rest home can do for you, ask what you can do for your rest home. –Hey. You're copying my best lines.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack)

File Updated: 2019-10-31

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