I'm a horny engineer

Apr

2009

From: The Big Bang Theory

You're joking. –I'm a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.

Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz)

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Born Today

Anton Diffring • 20 Oct 1918

Margaret Dumont • 20 Oct 1882

Dan Fogler • 20 Oct 1976

Dolores Hart • 20 Oct 1938

Bela Lugosi • 20 Oct 1882

Viggo Mortensen • 20 Oct 1958

Barney Phillips • 20 Oct 1913

Sandra Dickinson • 20 Oct 1948

George Wyner • 20 Oct 1945

Died Today

Burt Lancaster • 20 Oct 1994

Jack Elam • 20 Oct 2003

Ann Sears • 20 Oct 1992

Died This Year

19 Jan 2017 • Miguel Ferrer

25 Jan 2017 • Mary Tyler Moore

27 Jan 2017 • John Hurt

07 Feb 2017 • Richard Hatch

26 Feb 2017 • Bill Paxton

06 Apr 2017 • Don Rickles

15 Apr 2017 • Clifton James

22 May 2017 • Dina Merrill

09 Jun 2017 • Adam West

16 Jun 2017 • Stephen Furst

26 Jul 2017 • June Foray

08 Aug 2017 • Glen Campbell

20 Aug 2017 • Jerry Lewis

15 Sep 2017 • Harry Dean Stanton

Top 25 Quotes - Today

Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player, from: Real American Heroes
Views today: 10

Excellent!, from: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Views today: 7

That's my candy!, from: Family Guy
Views today: 6

Are you out of your mind?, from: The Shining
Views today: 6

Shamelessly commercial ploy, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 6

Shock treatments, from: A Boy Named Charlie Brown
Views today: 6

Hypnotic encouragement, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 5

Can't put a price on good pussy, from: Archer
Views today: 4

This is a hybrid, from: Caddyshack
Views today: 4

One-quarter portion, from: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Views today: 3

That's a short trip, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 3

You must unlearn, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 3

Finally!, from: Guardians Of The Galaxy
Views today: 3

Might as well be wearing red shirts, from: Stargate SG-1
Views today: 3

Don't fuck with me (v1), from: Mommie Dearest
Views today: 3

That'll do, from: Babe
Views today: 3

Why is the rum always gone?, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Views today: 3

Some misunderstanding, from: Chinatown
Views today: 3

Christmas raven, from: Northern Exposure
Views today: 3

See how the world ended, from: Torchwood
Views today: 3

Shut your big yapper!, from: Saturday Night Live
Views today: 3

SFX: the Jetson's doorbell, from: The Jetsons
Views today: 3

Isn't there anyone who knows?, from: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Views today: 2

The Devil's candy, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 2

Computer, any messages for me?, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 2

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 61,237

Family Guy / Total views: 29,673

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 25,143

Sound Effects / Total views: 23,664

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 22,618

Looney Tunes / Total views: 21,097

Up / Total views: 20,426

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 15,827

Babylon 5 / Total views: 14,919

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 14,105

The Jetsons / Total views: 13,474

South Park / Total views: 13,143

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 12,890

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 12,843

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 11,956

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 11,274

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 10,858

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 10,767

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 9,931

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 9,906

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 9,663

Daria / Total views: 9,491

Miscellaneous / Total views: 9,474

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 9,166

Laugh-In / Total views: 8,576

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