I'm a horny engineer

Apr

2009

From: The Big Bang Theory

You're joking. –I'm a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.

Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz)

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Born Today

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Top 25 Quotes - Today

People call me 'Foggy', from: The Defenders
Views today: 4

SFX: basic bionic sound, from: The 6 Million Dollar Man
Views today: 4

Haunted mansion, from: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Views today: 3

Why are you pulling my dick?, from: Heathers
Views today: 3

Belay that order, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 3

Oh boy! A ball!, from: Up
Views today: 3

SFX: bionic jump sound, from: The 6 Million Dollar Man
Views today: 3

Tired of being right, from: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Views today: 3

Squirrel!, from: Up
Views today: 3

I come in peace, from: Toy Story
Views today: 2

Baby Sinclair's evil laugh, from: Dinosaurs
Views today: 2

Not a commando, from: Star Trek: Voyager
Views today: 2

Think of next, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 2

What sort of hotel?, from: Room Service
Views today: 2

I can smell you!, from: Up
Views today: 2

I'm horny, from: Victor/Victoria
Views today: 2

It's reality, from: *batteries not included
Views today: 2

Juvenile delinquent, from: A Good Day to Die Hard
Views today: 2

Carlton your doorman, from: Rhoda
Views today: 2

Huge package, from: South Park
Views today: 1

Sort out her priorities, from: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone
Views today: 1

We ain't got no badges, from: Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Views today: 1

No more snow!, from: Frosty Returns
Views today: 1

Going to find them all, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 1

I'll have a brandy, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 1

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,697

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Sound Effects / Total views: 25,501

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Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,592

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,759

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,081

South Park / Total views: 15,161

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Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,778

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,277

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,218

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3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,146

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,068

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,876

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,830

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