I'm a horny engineer

Apr

2009

From: The Big Bang Theory

You're joking. –I'm a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.

Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz)

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Born Today

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Jackie Gleason • 26 Feb 1916

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Teresa Palmer • 26 Feb 1986

Tony Randall • 26 Feb 1920

Died Today

David Doyle • 26 Feb 1997

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Sorry I tased you!, from: Thor
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Your pentagram is a Star Of David, from: Reaper
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Mine (v3), from: Finding Nemo
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Buzz-kill, from: The Big Bang Theory
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Not a real place, from: Archer
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Eat. My. Shorts., from: Not Another Teen Movie
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Override automatic detonation, from: Alien
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Squirrel!, from: Up
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