Pushing and shoving it in

Apr

2004

From: Bear In The Big Blue House

Yeah, I tried pushing it in and shoving it in. It just won't go in my mousehole.

Peter Linz (Tutter)

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Born Today

Luke Bracey • 26 Apr 1989

Jordana Brewster • 26 Apr 1980

Carol Burnett • 26 Apr 1933

Gordon Hunt • 26 Apr 1929

Stana Katic • 26 Apr 1978

John Lawrence • 26 Apr 1931

Vic Perrin • 26 Apr 1916

Channing Tatum • 26 Apr 1980

Philip Tonge • 26 Apr 1897

Died Today

Lucille Ball • 26 Apr 1989

Irene Ryan • 26 Apr 1973

Herb Voland • 26 Apr 1981

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Cartoons kick ass!, from: South Park
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Biology, from: Kick-Ass 2
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Don't have to take this abuse, from: Ghostbusters
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A very smart man, from: The Big Bang Theory
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Touch 'em, from: Monsters University
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