You're not really Santa

Dec

2011

From: Bad Santa

You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic. –You want to see some magic? Here. Let's watch you disappear.

Cody Strauch (Watching Boy) | Billy Bob Thornton (Willie)

#Christmas

#Magic

#Sarcasm

Born Today

Jerry Doyle • 16 Jul 1956

Corey Feldman • 16 Jul 1971

Will Ferrell • 16 Jul 1967

Dave Goelz • 16 Jul 1946

Barnard Hughes • 16 Jul 1915

Richard LeParmentier • 16 Jul 1946

Jayma Mays • 16 Jul 1979

Ginger Rogers • 16 Jul 1911

Barbara Stanwyck • 16 Jul 1907

Sherri Stoner • 16 Jul 1965

Died Today

Paul B. Price • 16 Jul 2012

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

Top 20 Quotes - Today

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Views today: 8

Magic trick, from: X-Men: First Class
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These changing times, from: McLintock!
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Shock treatments, from: A Boy Named Charlie Brown
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History attends to itself, from: Babylon 5
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Tired of being right, from: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Don't tamper with Natural Law, from: Doctor Strange
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Holy Merlin the Magician!, from: Batman: The Movie (TOS)
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Menial tasks, from: Lost In Space
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Go do that voodoo, from: Blazing Saddles
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Money's a lovely thing, from: Desk Set
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No one wants that, from: Spider-Man: Homecoming
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Why do you hate your mother?, from: Die, Mommie, Die!
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That's why she can't have nice things, from: Archer
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Shit-kicker, from: Blazing Saddles
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Where ever there's magic, from: All About Eve
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Actual magic, from: House M.D.
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Works in mysterious ways, from: Dead Like Me
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Don't go in there, from: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Complete shutdown, from: Babylon 5
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