You're not really Santa

Dec

2011

From: Bad Santa

You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic. –You want to see some magic? Here. Let's watch you disappear.

Cody Strauch (Watching Boy) | Billy Bob Thornton (Willie)

#Christmas

#Magic

#Sarcasm

Born Today

Bob Bergen • 08 Mar 1964

Susan Clark • 08 Mar 1940

John Kapelos • 08 Mar 1956

Brett Larson • 08 Mar 1976

Died Today

Edward Andrews • 08 Mar 1985

John Inman • 08 Mar 2007

Max von Sydow • 08 Mar 2020

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

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05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

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