You're not really Santa

Dec

2011

From: Bad Santa

You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic. –You want to see some magic? Here. Let's watch you disappear.

Cody Strauch (Watching Boy) | Billy Bob Thornton (Willie)

#Christmas

#Magic

#Sarcasm

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