You're not really Santa

Dec

2011

From: Bad Santa

You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic. –You want to see some magic? Here. Let's watch you disappear.

Cody Strauch (Watching Boy) | Billy Bob Thornton (Willie)

#Christmas

#Magic

#Sarcasm

Born Today

Johnny Carson • 23 Oct 1925

Una O'Connor • 23 Oct 1880

Ryan Reynolds • 23 Oct 1976

Weird Al Yankovic • 23 Oct 1959

Died This Year

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07 Feb 2017 • Richard Hatch

26 Feb 2017 • Bill Paxton

06 Apr 2017 • Don Rickles

15 Apr 2017 • Clifton James

22 May 2017 • Dina Merrill

09 Jun 2017 • Adam West

16 Jun 2017 • Stephen Furst

26 Jul 2017 • June Foray

08 Aug 2017 • Glen Campbell

20 Aug 2017 • Jerry Lewis

15 Sep 2017 • Harry Dean Stanton

Top 25 Quotes - Today

Never too old for free candy, from: Doug
Views today: 8

Only one truth about war, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 6

James Bond here, from: From Russia With Love
Views today: 5

Happy Birthday!, from: Frosty The Snowman
Views today: 4

EVE, from: WALL-E
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Put him in the Cone Of Shame, from: Up
Views today: 4

Real old real quick, from: Will & Grace
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And the Warner sister, from: Animaniacs
Views today: 4

Many-splendored thing, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 3

Worse ways to end a day, from: Farscape
Views today: 3

Sorry about myself, from: Archer
Views today: 3

First Class, you know, from: Looney Tunes
Views today: 3

Avenge me!, from: Red Dawn
Views today: 3

Don't like the Cone Of Shame., from: Up
Views today: 3

Why the mumbo-jumbo?, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 3

Worthy of our attention, from: Star Trek: First Contact
Views today: 3

Hello, mama!, from: Dinosaurs
Views today: 2

Take me to the weasels!, from: Invader ZIM
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A box of nice Christmas meat, from: Spider-Man
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Regularly-scheduled program, from: Colossus: The Forbin Project
Views today: 2

Why does she get a blaster?, from: Rogue One
Views today: 2

The situation did not compute, from: Battlestar Galactica 1980
Views today: 2

Playing right into our hands, from: Batman: The Original Series
Views today: 2

Curiosity and the cat, from: Batman Returns
Views today: 2

You're talking and I'm trying to sleep, from: My Three Sons
Views today: 2

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Sound Effects / Total views: 23,680

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Eight on the Lam / Total views: 11,963

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Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 10,880

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 10,784

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 9,957

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 9,919

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 9,679

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