Open liquor in the car

Jun

2005

From: The Bad News Bears

You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law. –So is murder, Engelberg. Now put that back before you get me into real trouble.

Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg) | Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker)

#Alcohol

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