You're so ugly when you cry

Jan

2011

From: Archer

Episode: Mole Hunt (2009) (Season 1, Episode 1)

No, don't. You're so ugly when you cry.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

File Updated: 2015-06-21

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