Your drinking arm

Apr

2011

From: Archer

Why isn't there a metal briefcase full of bearer-bonds handcuffed to your drinking arm? –Uh, pretty sure you just answered your own question.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

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