Replacing the baby aspirin with LSD

Apr

2010

From: Archer

Episode: Killing Utne (2010) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Oh, great! Thanks, mother, for replacing the baby aspirin with LSD! God, that is just... classic her.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

File Updated: 2018-01-28

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