People in Hell want ice-water

Feb

2011

From: Archer

You've been lying to me my entire life. Just for once, I want you to tell me the truth. –Well, people in Hell want ice-water.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

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