If I have to open my own salad again

Apr

2010

From: Archer

Episode: The Rock (2010) (Season 1, Episode 8)

Cheryl, I swear to god if I have to open my own salad again, I will freak out!

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

File Updated: 2018-01-28

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