So excited I could squirt

Aug

2004

From: ALF

I'm so excited I could squirt.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Sex

#Bodily Fluids

#Excitement

Born Today

Frank Bonner • 28 Feb 1942

John Carson • 28 Feb 1927

Rory Cochrane • 28 Feb 1972

Charles Durning • 28 Feb 1923

Gilbert Gottfried • 28 Feb 1955

Robert Sean Leonard • 28 Feb 1969

Gavin MacLeod • 28 Feb 1931

Zero Mostel • 28 Feb 1915

John Turturro • 28 Feb 1957

Died Today

Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson • 28 Feb 1977

Martin Benson • 28 Feb 2010

Zara Cully • 28 Feb 1978

Paul Harvey • 28 Feb 2009

Cecil Kellaway • 28 Feb 1973

Jane Russell • 28 Feb 2011

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

I mean 'whoa!', from: Looney Tunes
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Throw you a beating, from: xXx
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It was terrible, from: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken
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Fat man, let's do this, from: Family Guy
Views today: 9

Asking for a spanking, from: Family Guy
Views today: 9

Time is money, from: SpongeBob SquarePants
Views today: 9

Elmer Fudd's laugh, from: Hare Remover
Views today: 8

Too bad she won't live, from: Blade Runner
Views today: 8

Completely, utterly mad, from: Daria
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Keep your big mouth shut, from: Looney Tunes
Views today: 8

Her pants are blazing for you, from: Short Circuit
Views today: 8

Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup, from: High Anxiety
Views today: 8

Fart shoes, from: The Muppets (2011)
Views today: 7

There is no spoon, from: The Matrix
Views today: 7

A very stiff drink, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
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Danger Zone, from: Archer
Views today: 7

I could scream, from: High Anxiety
Views today: 7

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 6

NyQuil pick me up, from: Glee
Views today: 5

Santa Claus watched TV, from: MGM Parade
Views today: 5

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2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,248

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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,668

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So excited I could squirt