So excited I could squirt

Aug

2004

From: ALF

I'm so excited I could squirt.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Sex

#Bodily Fluids

#Excitement

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Guardians Of The Galaxy, from: Guardians Of The Galaxy
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So excited I could squirt