Santa's lap

Dec

2008

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Episode: Jolly Old St. Dick (1996) (Season 2, Episode 12)

Oh, uh, please note that children 16 to 91 should not sit on Santa's lap. –Damn!

French Stewart (Harry Solomon) | John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

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