| 2009-07-21
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"And now, our first stalker of the evening. A cadre trophy champion with over 30 life-time kills. Let's welcome the incredible ice man who slices his enemies limb-from-limb into quivering, bloody sushi. Professor Subzero!" [Rodger Bumpass (Phil Hiton)] |
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"You're one of the cops who locked up all my friends, burned my songs. People like you took this country and turned it into a jail." [Mick Fleetwood (Mic)] |
| 2006-02-24
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"This is television, that's all it is. It's nothing to do with people, it's to do with the ratings. For 50 years we've told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear. For Christ's sake, Ben, don't you understand? Americans love television! They wean their kids on it! Listen, they love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give 'em what they want! We're number one, Ben, that's all that counts." [Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)] |
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"To hell with you." [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ben Richards)] |
| 2005-08-19
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"All I've seen is a bunch of low foreheads who think they can change the world with dreams and talk. It's too late for that! If you're not ready to act, give me a break and shut up." [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ben Richards)] |
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"He's the Butcher of Bakersfield." [Mick Fleetwood (Mic)] |
| 2004-08-27
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"Well, that hit the spot." [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ben Richards)] |
| 2004-04-08
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"I'm your court-appointed theatrical agent." [Ken Lerner (Agent)] |
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"The love of my life, my Number One Fan!" [Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)] |
| 2004-03-09
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"Don't touch that dial." [Dweezil Zappa (Stevie)] |
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"I want a kiss, now, a big kiss, but remember: no tongues." [Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)] |
| 2004-02-18
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"It's time to start running!" [Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)] |
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"I'm not into politics, I'm into survival." [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ben Richards)] |
| 2004-02-13
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"And who loves you, and who do you love?!" [Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)] |
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"Hey, how're my people today?" [Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)] |
| 2000-04-18
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"I'll be back. –Only in a rerun." [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ben Richards) | Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)] |
