| 2010-06-04
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In Memoriam, Rue McClanahan
"Blanche, do you want to have a side-bet with me? –Well, I would, Rose, but everything you own is so damn ugly." [Betty White (Rose Nylund) | Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux)] |
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"I don't know why people even have dogs at all. I don't like anything in my house that doesn't know how to use the toilet." [Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux)] |
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"They thought I was on angel dust!" [Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux)] |
| 2009-04-27
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"The mind is a powerful thing. –Think of the 99% you don't use." [Betty White (Rose Nylund) | Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak)] |
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"Blanche, I think you're spending too much time at the full-service island." [Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak)] |
| 2006-12-05
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Rose. I guess I'm just sad because Christmas doesn't have any meaning anymore. It's gotten so commercial! –How can you say that? –Oh, please, Rose. The Three Wise Men in the Nativity scene at Berdine's were wearing Ralph Lauren ski parkas." [Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak) | Betty White (Rose Nylund)] |
| 2003-12-10
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"There's something about a man in a Santa Claus suit that just drives me absolutely crazy." [Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux)] |
| 2002-12-03
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"I sure miss a traditional St. Olaf Christmas. –Uh, excuse me, Rose, but do we have time to run out and get hit by a bus?"
[Betty White (Rose Nylund) | Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak)] |
| 2002-11-19
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"You know, I've been thinking… –Oh, that would explain the beads of sweat!" [Betty White (Rose Nylund) | Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux)] |
| 2002-02-22
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"Your wife threw you out? I had no idea she was that bright!" [Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak)] |
| 2002-01-23
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"How come whenever my ship comes in it's leaking?" [Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak)] |
| 2001-12-22
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"You see what this holiday has become? You see? Everybody thinks the best way to show someone you care is by going into debt. I mean, where is the love? Where's the sharing? Where is the--the true spirit of Christmas? –Neiman-Marcus, Ladies Apparel, third floor." [Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak) | Estelle Getty (Sophia Petrillo)] |
| 2001-12-18
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"It's a nightmare, we've been visited by the Yutz of Christmas Past." [Estelle Getty (Sophia Petrillo)] |
| 2001-12-17
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"Like we say in St. Olaf, Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy!" [Betty White (Rose Nylund)] |
