Tommy Lee Jones

Tommy Lee Jones

Born: 1946-09-15

IMDB Filmography

Dec

16

2017

Figment of your imagination

From: Men In Black

I am just a figment of your imagination.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K)

Dec

05

2017

No sense of humor

From: Men In Black

No, ma'am, we at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K)

May

30

2014

Don't need to know

From: Men In Black 3

There are things out there you do not need to know. –That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K) | Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

Jan

26

2013

Live a happy life

From: Men In Black 3

Do you know how I live such a happy life? –How you live such a happy life? –I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K) | Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

Jan

20

2012

Get your ass up

From: Captain America: The First Avenger

Get your ass up out of that dirt and stand on that line at attention 'til somebody comes tells you what to do.

Tommy Lee Jones (Colonel Chester Phillips)

Nov

09

2011

Conversation you won't enjoy

From: Captain America: The First Avenger

You and I are going to have a conversation later that you won't enjoy.

Tommy Lee Jones (Colonel Chester Phillips)

Nov

09

2011

You are not enough

From: Captain America: The First Avenger

I asked for an army and all I got was you. You... are not enough.

Tommy Lee Jones (Colonel Chester Phillips)

Nov

04

2011

Keep it to yourself

From: Captain America: The First Avenger

If you have something to say, right now is a perfect time to keep it to yourself.

Tommy Lee Jones (Colonel Chester Phillips)

Jul

28

2011

Imagine what you'll know tomorrow

From: Men In Black

1500 years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the Universe. 500 years ago everybody knew the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago you knew that people were alone on this planet. (sigh) Imagine what you'll know... tomorrow.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K)

File Updated: 2017-11-25

May

03

2011

Why hold it in Queens?

From: Men In Black

So these are real flying saucers, and the World's Fair was just a cover-up for their landing? –Why else would we hold it in Queens?

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J) | Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K)

File Updated: 2017-11-25

Apr

19

2011

It's a squid

From: Men In Black

Congratulations, Redge, it's a... squid.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K)

File Updated: 2017-11-25

Apr

08

2011

Don't 'sir' me

From: Men In Black

Don't 'sir' me, young man. You have no idea who you're dealing with.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K)

File Updated: 2017-11-25

Born Today

Eric Balfour • 24 Apr 1977

Noah Danby • 24 Apr 1974

Cedric the Entertainer • 24 Apr 1964

Djimon Hounsou • 24 Apr 1964

Shirley MacLaine • 24 Apr 1934

Glenn Morshower • 24 Apr 1959

Michael O'Keefe • 24 Apr 1955

Barbra Streisand • 24 Apr 1942

Ruth White • 24 Apr 1914

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

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