I used to love Christmas. But now the Liberals have decided that 'Christmas is offensive. Someone's feelings could get hurt.' You know who's to blame for this? Well, do you? –Jane Fonda. –Jane Fonda.
Francine, I am going to completely lose my Christmas cheer if I don't get some place where they understand this holiday, pronto! –We can stop by church. –I don't need to be bored, Francine. I need to be reminded of what Christmas is all about. To the shopping mall!
Honey, just because snow is the same color as our refrigerator doesn't mean you know how it works.
Merry Merry, everyone! –Wow! Great sweater, Roger. –Thanks! I totally sniped it from a guy on eBay. I not only stole the sweater, I stole his holiday spirit. And that made my holiday spirit grow stronger! Because tha--that's how it works, right? Like Highlander? There can be only one?
Fine. If you all hate Christmas so much you can go wait in the car.
I've ha--I've ha--I've had like 8 cups of egg nog. And this makes 12!