Born: 1976-10-23 IMDB Filmography Mar 16 2017 I have some hard spots From: Deadpool Even look in her general direction again and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots, too. That came out wrong. Or did it? Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Threats#Warnings#Innuendo#Violence#Sex Nov 06 2016 Cancer is a shit show From: Deadpool Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit show. Like a Yakov-Smirnoff-opening-for-the-Spin-Doctors-at-the-Iowa-State-Fair shit show. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Cancer#Medical#Concern Jun 30 2016 Threats hurt From: Deadpool Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Threats#Warnings Jun 25 2016 A face to fix From: Deadpool Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix, and oh... bad guys to kill. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Death#Superheroes#Murder#Sarcasm Jun 17 2016 Touching myself tonight From: Deadpool (gasp) Ohh! I'm touching myself tonight. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Sex#Masturbation#Innuendo Jun 10 2016 You'll have to share From: Deadpool (gunshots) Fine! I only have 12 bullets, so you're going to have to share. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Sharing#Bullets#Weapons#Sarcasm Jun 02 2016 Did I leave the stove on? From: Deadpool Shit. Did I leave the stove on? Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Concern#Stove/Oven May 28 2016 Music in the late '90s From: Deadpool Now... I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Music#Threats#Warnings May 24 2016 Ease up on the bedazzling From: Deadpool You need to seriously ease-up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Fashion#Clothes May 21 2016 Improved by pizza From: Deadpool Tell me something. What, uh, situation isn't improved by pizza? Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Pizza#Philosophy May 17 2016 No hero From: Deadpool Well, I may be super, but heh-heh I am no hero. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Superheroes Apr 10 2014 Freak of nature From: Turbo You're a... You're a freak of nature. –I know. I know. Isn't it great? –Theo! –You know what? I prefer 'Turbo.' Paul Giamatti (Chet) | Ryan Reynolds (Turbo) #Concern#Insult#Names#Nicknames Mar 28 2014 Ray of sunshine From: Turbo And the sooner you accept the dull, miserable reality of your existence, the happier you'll be. –Wow. Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine. Paul Giamatti (Chet) | Ryan Reynolds (Turbo) #Sarcasm#Cynical#Life#Reality Aug 28 2012 Pledge allegiance to a lantern From: Green Lantern I, Hal Jordan, do solemnly swear to pledge allegiance to a lantern that I got from a dying purple alien in a swamp. Ryan Reynolds (Hal Jordan / Green Lantern) #Superheroes Apr 30 2012 I think you're late From: Green Lantern Hey, Carol. I'm gonna maybe do a little flying today. What do you think? –I think you're late. –Yes, but that's only because I slept in. –I used to sleep in, then I turned 11. Ryan Reynolds (Hal Jordan / Green Lantern) | Blake Lively (Carol Ferris) #Work#Sleep#Flying#Sarcasm Jan 06 2012 In brightest day, in blackest night From: Green Lantern In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power, Green Lantern's light. Ryan Reynolds (Hal Jordan / Green Lantern) #Superheroes#Themes Jan 06 2012 There's water in the tap From: Green Lantern Sorry, I gotta run. Make yourself at home, OK? There's, uh, water in the tap. Ryan Reynolds (Hal Jordan / Green Lantern) #Farewells#Water
Mar 16 2017 I have some hard spots From: Deadpool Even look in her general direction again and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots, too. That came out wrong. Or did it? Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Threats#Warnings#Innuendo#Violence#Sex
Nov 06 2016 Cancer is a shit show From: Deadpool Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit show. Like a Yakov-Smirnoff-opening-for-the-Spin-Doctors-at-the-Iowa-State-Fair shit show. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Cancer#Medical#Concern
Jun 30 2016 Threats hurt From: Deadpool Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Threats#Warnings
Jun 25 2016 A face to fix From: Deadpool Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix, and oh... bad guys to kill. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Death#Superheroes#Murder#Sarcasm
Jun 17 2016 Touching myself tonight From: Deadpool (gasp) Ohh! I'm touching myself tonight. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Sex#Masturbation#Innuendo
Jun 10 2016 You'll have to share From: Deadpool (gunshots) Fine! I only have 12 bullets, so you're going to have to share. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Sharing#Bullets#Weapons#Sarcasm
Jun 02 2016 Did I leave the stove on? From: Deadpool Shit. Did I leave the stove on? Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Concern#Stove/Oven
May 28 2016 Music in the late '90s From: Deadpool Now... I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Music#Threats#Warnings
May 24 2016 Ease up on the bedazzling From: Deadpool You need to seriously ease-up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Fashion#Clothes
May 21 2016 Improved by pizza From: Deadpool Tell me something. What, uh, situation isn't improved by pizza? Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Pizza#Philosophy
May 17 2016 No hero From: Deadpool Well, I may be super, but heh-heh I am no hero. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Superheroes
Apr 10 2014 Freak of nature From: Turbo You're a... You're a freak of nature. –I know. I know. Isn't it great? –Theo! –You know what? I prefer 'Turbo.' Paul Giamatti (Chet) | Ryan Reynolds (Turbo) #Concern#Insult#Names#Nicknames
Mar 28 2014 Ray of sunshine From: Turbo And the sooner you accept the dull, miserable reality of your existence, the happier you'll be. –Wow. Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine. Paul Giamatti (Chet) | Ryan Reynolds (Turbo) #Sarcasm#Cynical#Life#Reality
Aug 28 2012 Pledge allegiance to a lantern From: Green Lantern I, Hal Jordan, do solemnly swear to pledge allegiance to a lantern that I got from a dying purple alien in a swamp. Ryan Reynolds (Hal Jordan / Green Lantern) #Superheroes
Apr 30 2012 I think you're late From: Green Lantern Hey, Carol. I'm gonna maybe do a little flying today. What do you think? –I think you're late. –Yes, but that's only because I slept in. –I used to sleep in, then I turned 11. Ryan Reynolds (Hal Jordan / Green Lantern) | Blake Lively (Carol Ferris) #Work#Sleep#Flying#Sarcasm
Jan 06 2012 In brightest day, in blackest night From: Green Lantern In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power, Green Lantern's light. Ryan Reynolds (Hal Jordan / Green Lantern) #Superheroes#Themes
Jan 06 2012 There's water in the tap From: Green Lantern Sorry, I gotta run. Make yourself at home, OK? There's, uh, water in the tap. Ryan Reynolds (Hal Jordan / Green Lantern) #Farewells#Water
