Paul Fusco

Paul Fusco

Born: 1953-01-29

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Nov

2004

Makes Courtney Love look normal

From: Talk Soup

I'll tell ya, that girl is my kind of freak. She makes Courtney Love look normal.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Sex

#Sarcasm

#Bitchy

#Burn

Aug

2004

So excited I could squirt

From: ALF

I'm so excited I could squirt.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Sex

#Bodily Fluids

#Excitement

Jul

2004

Heart surgery

From: ALF's Hit Talk Show

Yeah, I, uh, had heart surgery a couple years ago. People always ask me about it. –Yep. –I had angioplasty and a stents. Uh, same thing Dick Cheney had, except they left my heart in.

Drew Carey | Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Politics

#Medical

#Sarcasm

Aug

2003

Coming up on the show

From: Talk Soup

Coming up on the show: two very large twins and the man who squeezes himself between them.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Television

#Sex

Apr

2002

Stir-fried cat

From: ALF

Episode: The Boy Next Door (1988) (Season 2, Episode 14)

The only good cat is a stir-fried cat.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

File Updated: 2022-04-29

Oct

2001

Boneless free-range kittens

From: Talk Soup

I've been breeding boneless free-range kittens, and playing cards with the cast from Valerie's Family.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Food

#Television

#Games

Aug

2001

Desperately looking for work

From: Talk Soup

Hey, welcome back to Talk Soup. I'm ALF, desperately looking for work.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Television

#Work

#Self-Pity

Mar

2001

The man was a shill

From: Talk Soup

The man was a shill, it's obvious!

Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Legal

#Fraud

Nov

2000

As interesting as John Tesh

From: Talk Soup

I mean, this is about as interesting as-- as listening to a John Tesh album.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

Nov

2000

A very bitter man

From: Talk Soup

Oh, by the way, William Shatner is a very bitter man.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

#Insult

#Television

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