Born: 1953-01-29 IMDB Filmography Nov 23 2004 Makes Courtney Love look normal From: Talk Soup I'll tell ya, that girl is my kind of freak. She makes Courtney Love look normal. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Sex#Sarcasm#Bitchy#Burn Aug 06 2004 So excited I could squirt From: ALF I'm so excited I could squirt. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Sex#Bodily Fluids#Excitement Jul 09 2004 Heart surgery From: ALF's Hit Talk Show Yeah, I, uh, had heart surgery a couple years ago. People always ask me about it. –Yep. –I had angioplasty and a stents. Uh, same thing Dick Cheney had, except they left my heart in. Drew Carey | Paul Fusco (ALF) #Politics#Medical#Sarcasm Aug 01 2003 Coming up on the show From: Talk Soup Coming up on the show: two very large twins and the man who squeezes himself between them. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Television#Sex Apr 12 2002 Stir-fried cat From: ALF The only good cat is a stir-fried cat. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Food#Cats#Pets#Cynical Oct 22 2001 Boneless free-range kittens From: Talk Soup I've been breeding boneless free-range kittens, and playing cards with the cast from Valerie's Family. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Food#Television#Games Aug 09 2001 Desperately looking for work From: Talk Soup Hey, welcome back to Talk Soup. I'm ALF, desperately looking for work. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Television#Work#Self-Pity Mar 21 2001 The man was a shill From: Talk Soup The man was a shill, it's obvious! Paul Fusco (ALF) #Legal#Fraud Nov 23 2000 As interesting as John Tesh From: Talk Soup I mean, this is about as interesting as-- as listening to a John Tesh album. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Music#Boredom#Burn#Insult Nov 03 2000 A very bitter man From: Talk Soup Oh, by the way, William Shatner is a very bitter man. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Insult#Television Oct 14 2000 Doesn't get better than this From: Talk Soup It just doesn't get better than this, does it? Paul Fusco (ALF) #Satisfaction#Sarcasm Oct 13 2000 The road back to greatness From: Talk Soup Well, listen, I'm ready for a comeback. So join me on the road back to greatness... or at least cable mediocrity. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Self-Deprication#Television#Work Oct 13 2000 Too hip for the room From: Talk Soup Too hip for the room. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Hipsters Aug 25 2000 You're acting like this is all my fault From: ALF You're acting like this is all my fault. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Denials#Blame
Nov 23 2004 Makes Courtney Love look normal From: Talk Soup I'll tell ya, that girl is my kind of freak. She makes Courtney Love look normal. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Sex#Sarcasm#Bitchy#Burn
Aug 06 2004 So excited I could squirt From: ALF I'm so excited I could squirt. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Sex#Bodily Fluids#Excitement
Jul 09 2004 Heart surgery From: ALF's Hit Talk Show Yeah, I, uh, had heart surgery a couple years ago. People always ask me about it. –Yep. –I had angioplasty and a stents. Uh, same thing Dick Cheney had, except they left my heart in. Drew Carey | Paul Fusco (ALF) #Politics#Medical#Sarcasm
Aug 01 2003 Coming up on the show From: Talk Soup Coming up on the show: two very large twins and the man who squeezes himself between them. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Television#Sex
Apr 12 2002 Stir-fried cat From: ALF The only good cat is a stir-fried cat. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Food#Cats#Pets#Cynical
Oct 22 2001 Boneless free-range kittens From: Talk Soup I've been breeding boneless free-range kittens, and playing cards with the cast from Valerie's Family. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Food#Television#Games
Aug 09 2001 Desperately looking for work From: Talk Soup Hey, welcome back to Talk Soup. I'm ALF, desperately looking for work. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Television#Work#Self-Pity
Mar 21 2001 The man was a shill From: Talk Soup The man was a shill, it's obvious! Paul Fusco (ALF) #Legal#Fraud
Nov 23 2000 As interesting as John Tesh From: Talk Soup I mean, this is about as interesting as-- as listening to a John Tesh album. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Music#Boredom#Burn#Insult
Nov 03 2000 A very bitter man From: Talk Soup Oh, by the way, William Shatner is a very bitter man. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Insult#Television
Oct 14 2000 Doesn't get better than this From: Talk Soup It just doesn't get better than this, does it? Paul Fusco (ALF) #Satisfaction#Sarcasm
Oct 13 2000 The road back to greatness From: Talk Soup Well, listen, I'm ready for a comeback. So join me on the road back to greatness... or at least cable mediocrity. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Self-Deprication#Television#Work
Aug 25 2000 You're acting like this is all my fault From: ALF You're acting like this is all my fault. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Denials#Blame
