Michael Sinterniklaas

(after the X-1 has just crashed in Jerusalem) So what do we do here, Brock? –Well, that all depends. If the Israelis get here first we might have a chance. I know some guys in the Mossad. But if the PLO shows up, well, my Arabic's a little shaky. –Not a problem! Did you forget this baby runs on pure plutonium? They're gonna love us! –And that's what Christmas is all about!

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

#Christmas

#Government

#Politics

#Radiation

Dec

2010

Nobody wants a Dean-In-The-Box!

From: The Venture Bros.

Merry Christmas, H.E.L.P.eR. –(beeping) –Why didn't he wish me a Merry Christmas? Nobody wants a Dean-In-The-Box!

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Soul-Bot (H.E.L.P.eR.) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

#Christmas

#Parody

Aug

2010

I dub thee Sovereign

From: The Venture Bros.

In the name of Chaos, Dominion, and Organized Havoc, I dub thee Sovereign: Lord of the Guild of Calamitous Intent!

Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

#Chaos

#Supervillains

#Royalty

Mar

2009

The Ritalin Twins

From: The Venture Bros.

Look, no offense, but I'm in no mood to play babysitter to the Ritalin Twins tonight, OK? My life sucks quite enough already, thank you. I'm having big boy problems. –Girls? –I wish! –Hemorrhoids?

Doc Hammer (Henchman 21) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)

#Family

#Drugs

#Medical

Mar

2009

Yeah, it is

From: The Venture Bros.

This isn't how it looks! –Yeah, it is.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

#Sex

#Shame

Mar

2009

Go Team Boobies

From: The Venture Bros.

You've gone soft on me Henry Allen So-Called-Venture! You used to be all 'Go Team Venture!', but now? Now you're all 'Go... Team... B-Boobies!' Gosh!

Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

#Parody

#Sex

Feb

2008

Stop riding The Perfect Man!

From: The Venture Bros.

Dean, stop riding The Perfect Man! Brock has to kill him now. –Aw, can't we keep him? –Yeah, Dad, can't we? We'll feed The Perfect Man and clean up after him and everything. Super swear! Please? –No. He's an abomination.