John Roberts

Dec

2017

Dehydrated and covered in tinsel

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Christmas in the Car (2013) (Season 4, Episode 8)

Aww, bye tree. You had a good life. –That's how I want to go out: dehydrated and covered in tinsel. –Sounds like a gay pride parade. –Mm-hmm.

John Roberts (Linda Belcher) | Eugene Mirman (Gene Belcher) | Kristen Schaal (Louise Belcher)

#Christmas

#Trees

#Gay

#Parades

#Tinsel

Dec

2015

Presents don't matter

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins (2012) (Season 3, Episode 9)

Hey! A bunch of presents don't matter. Christmas isn't all about getting stuff. –Yes, it is! Take it back! Take it back!

John Roberts (Linda Belcher) | Kristen Schaal (Louise Belcher)

#Gifts

#Christmas

#Greed

Jan

2013

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

From: Archer

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

John Roberts (Linda Belcher)

#Exclamations

#Sarcasm

Born Today

Henry Daniell • 05 Mar 1894

Lisa Robin Kelly • 05 Mar 1970

Matt Lucas • 05 Mar 1974

Eva Mendes • 05 Mar 1974

Jill Ritchie • 05 Mar 1974

Dean Stockwell • 05 Mar 1936

Henry Travers • 05 Mar 1874

Died Today

John Belushi • 05 Mar 1982

Billy De Wolfe • 05 Mar 1974

Amy Douglass • 05 Mar 1980

Gary Merrill • 05 Mar 1990

William Powell • 05 Mar 1984

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