John Lithgow

And who are you supposed to be? –I'll give you a hint: "Dick! I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!" –Of course! Nancy Kassebaum, former Republican senator from Kansas.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon) | Jane Curtin (Dr. Mary Albright)

#Halloween

#Costumes

#Kansas

#Quotes

#Politics

Oct

2016

Buccaneers

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

So, Dick, where are your buccaneers? –Under my buckin' hat.

Richard McGonagle (Dr. Howard) | John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Puns

#Halloween

#Costumes

Dec

2015

As the old year draws to a close

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

As the old year draws to a close, one can't help but reflect on what hasn't been done and what can never be reclaimed. Say what you will about this year, it is lost, it is gone. And as I look around me I can honestly say there is no group that I would rather be with to face the grim specter of death racing with blinding speed so inexorably towards us.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#New Year's

#Death

#Speeches

Dec

2015

Enlarged heart

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

How can they let the Grinch carve the roast beast after what he did? –They probably feel bad for him because of his enlarged heart.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon) | French Stewart (Harry Solomon)

Dec

2015

For Christmas?

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Presents? For Christmas?!

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Gifts

#Christmas

Dec

2008

What a crock

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

'Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men.' What a crock!

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Dec

2008

Trespassing and vandalizing

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

What a bunch of hypocrites! Apparently the 'Christmas Spirit' doesn't apply when you're 'trespassing' and 'vandalizing.'

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Dec

2008

Santa's lap

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Oh, uh, please note that children 16 to 91 should not sit on Santa's lap. –Damn!

French Stewart (Harry Solomon) | John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

#Christmas

#Children

#Frustration

Dec

2008

Pick your Secret Santa

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

OK, Dick, it's time to pick your Secret Santa. –It's time to who for wha-wha?

Jane Curtin (Dr. Mary Albright) | John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Jan

2004

Laugh while you can

From: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!

John Lithgow (Lord John Whorfin / Dr. Emilio Lizardo)

File Updated: 2017-03-22

Dec

2003

I am Christmas

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

I am Christmas.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

#Christmas

#Ego

Nov

2003

Bug Humbar

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Who needs Christmas anyway? I say 'Bug Humbar.'

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Jun

2001

Not wearing any panties

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

I'm not wearing any panties.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Clothes

#Sex

Feb

2001

I've done some shaving

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

And I've done some shaving. Somewhere on my body you will discover a tufted heart.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Valentine's Day

#Hygiene

#Sex

Nov

2000

Their reindeer games

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

I don't want to play any of their reindeer games!

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

File Updated: 2015-11-01

Oct

2000

The Devil's candy

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

I'm the Devil's candy!

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Halloween

#Candy

#Demons

Sep

2000

Magic brownies

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Are these magic brownies? –Pepperidge Farm.

Jane Curtin (Dr. Mary Albright) | John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Drugs

#Food

Aug

2000

Assemble the giant robot

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Lieutenant! –Yes, sir! –This planet has crossed the line. Assemble the giant robot.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon) | Kristen Johnston (Sally Solomon)

File Updated: 2017-02-20

Nov

1999

High Commander

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

I am the High Commander.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Military

#Ego

Jun

1999

This is the 90s

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

This is the 90s, girlfriend.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Gay

Apr

1999

Just act normal

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Just act normal. –I'd ask you to do the same, but I'm afraid that ship has sailed.

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon) | Jane Curtin (Dr. Mary Albright)

#Mental Health

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