J.K. Simmons

J.K. Simmons

Born: 1955-01-09

IMDB Filmography

Dec

05

2016

500 in the Spirit Realm

From: Kung Fu Panda 3

500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.

J.K. Simmons (Kai)

Oct

29

2012

We do not smell balls

The Venture Bros.

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

Wait! No! Get-get-get out of there! We do not smell balls, Rico! Bad boy!

J.K. Simmons (Ben (Old Man Potter))

File Updated: 2017-11-24

Dec

17

2009

A box of nice Christmas meat

From: Spider-Man

Meat. I'll send you a box of nice Christmas meat. Best I can do. Get out of here.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

Nov

05

2007

Chinese New Year

From: Spider-Man 3

Well, what are you waiting for, Chinese New Year? Go! Go! Go!

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

May

11

2007

Who is Spider-Man?

From: Spider-Man

Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on my front page?

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

May

11

2007

Crap, crap, mega-crap

From: Spider-Man

They're crap. Crap. Crap. Mega-crap.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

Born Today

Johnny Carson • 23 Oct 1925

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15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

23 Aug 2018 • Robin Leach

04 Sep 2018 • Bill Daily

06 Sep 2018 • Burt Reynolds

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Happy Halloween, Batman, from: Community
Views today: 15

Wasn't dead then, from: Police Squad!
Views today: 10

Take this down, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 9

Can't wait to never speak of this, from: Deadpool 2
Views today: 9

Squirrel!, from: Up
Views today: 9

He looks horrible, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 8

That's impressive, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 7

Worried about the Beaver, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 6

Hello, Sexy, from: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Views today: 6

Real-life tragedy, from: Narcotics: Pit of Despair
Views today: 6

You have chosen wisely, from: Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade
Views today: 6

Greetings and salutations!, from: Heathers
Views today: 6

Da plane! Da plane!, from: Fantasy Island
Views today: 5

A really scary story, from: Reaper
Views today: 5

Buying and selling our wares, from: The Monkey Hustle
Views today: 5

You meddling kids, from: The Funky Phantom
Views today: 4

Welcome to the Himalayas!, from: Monsters, Inc.
Views today: 4

Loaf of bread looks like a banquet, from: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Views today: 4

You don't tempt easy, from: How To Stuff A Wild Bikini
Views today: 4

Most-unreliable creatures, from: Reaper
Views today: 4

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 66,816

Family Guy / Total views: 32,346

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,818

Sound Effects / Total views: 26,070

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 25,135

Up / Total views: 24,132

Looney Tunes / Total views: 23,343

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 18,323

Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,308

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,783

South Park / Total views: 15,646

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 15,378

The Jetsons / Total views: 15,047

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,781

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,930

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,811

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,484

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,178

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,451

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,441