J.K. Simmons

J.K. Simmons

Born: 1955-01-09

IMDB Filmography

Dec

05

2016

500 in the Spirit Realm

From: Kung Fu Panda 3

500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.

J.K. Simmons (Kai)

Oct

29

2012

We do not smell balls

The Venture Bros.

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

Wait! No! Get-get-get out of there! We do not smell balls, Rico! Bad boy!

J.K. Simmons (Ben (Old Man Potter))

File Updated: 2017-11-24

Dec

17

2009

A box of nice Christmas meat

From: Spider-Man

Meat. I'll send you a box of nice Christmas meat. Best I can do. Get out of here.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

Nov

05

2007

Chinese New Year

From: Spider-Man 3

Well, what are you waiting for, Chinese New Year? Go! Go! Go!

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

May

11

2007

Who is Spider-Man?

From: Spider-Man

Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on my front page?

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

May

11

2007

Crap, crap, mega-crap

From: Spider-Man

They're crap. Crap. Crap. Mega-crap.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

Born Today

Luke Bracey • 26 Apr 1989

Jordana Brewster • 26 Apr 1980

Carol Burnett • 26 Apr 1933

Gordon Hunt • 26 Apr 1929

Stana Katic • 26 Apr 1978

John Lawrence • 26 Apr 1931

Vic Perrin • 26 Apr 1916

Channing Tatum • 26 Apr 1980

Philip Tonge • 26 Apr 1897

Died Today

Lucille Ball • 26 Apr 1989

Irene Ryan • 26 Apr 1973

Herb Voland • 26 Apr 1981

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

Top 25 Quotes - Today

Here's looking at you, kid (v4), from: Casablanca
Views today: 14

Here's looking at you, kid (v3), from: Casablanca
Views today: 14

Mail's in, from: The Addams Family (TV)
Views today: 11

Surrounded by idiots, from: Archer
Views today: 10

Here's looking at you, kid (v2), from: Casablanca
Views today: 8

Here's looking at you, kid (v1), from: Casablanca
Views today: 8

The only time of year, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 7

The usual suspects, from: Casablanca
Views today: 7

Mail! Mail!, from: Bear In The Big Blue House
Views today: 7

Where the hell are we, from: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)
Views today: 6

Magic trick, from: X-Men: First Class
Views today: 6

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 6

Shoot him, Daddy!, from: McLintock!
Views today: 5

Guardian of these books, from: Doctor Strange
Views today: 5

Of course I got the internet!, from: Strongbad_email.exe
Views today: 5

That tone of voice, from: Mommie Dearest
Views today: 5

The colonies are burning, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Plan
Views today: 5

Ridiculously good-looking, from: Zoolander
Views today: 4

Captain, incoming message, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 4

Going out with girls is fun, from: As Boys Grow...
Views today: 4

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 4

Hello, mama!, from: Dinosaurs
Views today: 3

I don't like change!, from: Family Guy
Views today: 3

Shaken, not stirred, from: Goldfinger
Views today: 3

Who bought you?, from: Soylent Green
Views today: 3

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,075

Family Guy / Total views: 31,400

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 26,862

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,267

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,184

Up / Total views: 22,674

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,531

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,364

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,507

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 15,746

South Park / Total views: 14,928

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,565

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,533

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,268

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,715

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,129

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 11,988

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,812

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,011

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 10,935

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,758

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,660

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,657

Daria / Total views: 10,644

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,737