J.K. Simmons

J.K. Simmons

Born: 1955-01-09

IMDB Filmography

Dec

05

2016

500 in the Spirit Realm

From: Kung Fu Panda 3

500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.

J.K. Simmons (Kai)

Oct

29

2012

We do not smell balls

The Venture Bros.

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

Wait! No! Get-get-get out of there! We do not smell balls, Rico! Bad boy!

J.K. Simmons (Ben (Old Man Potter))

File Updated: 2017-11-24

Dec

17

2009

A box of nice Christmas meat

Spider-Man

From: Spider-Man

Meat. I'll send you a box of nice Christmas meat. Best I can do. Get out of here.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

Nov

05

2007

Chinese New Year

From: Spider-Man 3

Well, what are you waiting for, Chinese New Year? Go! Go! Go!

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

May

11

2007

Who is Spider-Man?

Spider-Man

From: Spider-Man

Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on my front page?

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

May

11

2007

Crap, crap, mega-crap

Spider-Man

From: Spider-Man

They're crap. Crap. Crap. Mega-crap.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Never see you again, from: Home Alone
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You will cooperate with the State, from: Babylon 5
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Big, squishy butt, from: Rocko's Modern Life
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Zardoz is pleased, from: Zardoz
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Stunt duck, from: Tiny Toon Adventures
Views today: 2

Anything is possible, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series
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There is only Power, from: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone
Views today: 2

Talk about irony, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 2

You slut, from: Tootsie
Views today: 2

Done the scarecrow, from: Star Trek: Voyager
Views today: 2

Had far too much eggnog, from: The Dead Zone
Views today: 2

Go hit the books, from: Easy A
Views today: 2

Hit-Girl and Big Daddy, from: Kick-Ass
Views today: 2

Maybe tomorrow really isn't coming, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 2

Did you cut me off?, from: Mars Needs Women
Views today: 2

Squad 51, are you available?, from: Emergency!
Views today: 2

Reshuffling one's priorities, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Views today: 2

You have no power here, from: The Wizard Of Oz
Views today: 1

Don't panic, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 1

Show me a subpoena, from: Psycho Beach Party
Views today: 1

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