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J.K. Simmons

J.K. Simmons
Born: 1955-01-09
IMDB Filmography






Dec
05
2016

500 in the Spirit Realm

Kung Fu Panda 3
From: Kung Fu Panda 3

500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.

J.K. Simmons (Kai)
#Education
#Paranormal
#Condescension
Oct
29
2012

We do not smell balls

The Venture Bros.
From: The Venture Bros.
Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

Wait! No! Get-get-get out of there! We do not smell balls, Rico! Bad boy!

J.K. Simmons (Ben (Old Man Potter))
File Updated: 2017-11-24

#Balls
#Pets
#Genitals
#Gay
Dec
17
2009

A box of nice Christmas meat

Spider-Man
From: Spider-Man

Meat. I'll send you a box of nice Christmas meat. Best I can do. Get out of here.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)
#Christmas
#Food
#Gifts
#Dismissals
Nov
05
2007

Chinese New Year

Spider-Man 3
From: Spider-Man 3

Well, what are you waiting for, Chinese New Year? Go! Go! Go!

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)
#Work
#New Year's
#Frustration
#Dismissals
May
11
2007

Who is Spider-Man?

Spider-Man
From: Spider-Man

Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on my front page?

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)
#Superheroes
#Criminals
#Newspapers
May
11
2007

Crap, crap, mega-crap

Spider-Man
From: Spider-Man

They're crap. Crap. Crap. Mega-crap.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)
#Insult
#Work
#Poop

Born Today

Andy Berman  •  24 Feb 1968
Barry Bostwick  •  24 Feb 1945
Beth Broderick  •  24 Feb 1959
Marjorie Main  •  24 Feb 1890
Edward James Olmos  •  24 Feb 1947
Debra Jo Rupp  •  24 Feb 1951
John Vernon  •  24 Feb 1932

Died Today

Frank Conroy  •  24 Feb 1964
Don Knotts  •  24 Feb 2006
Harold Ramis  •  24 Feb 2014
John Randolph  •  24 Feb 2004
Dinah Shore  •  24 Feb 1994

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021  •  Mira Furlan
23 Jan 2021  •  Hal Holbrook
26 Jan 2021  •  Cloris Leachman
05 Feb 2021  •  Christopher Plummer

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What the Hell was that?, from: The Dresden Files
Views today: 17
An excellent lunch, from: Bewitched
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We are star stuff, from: Babylon 5
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Don't give a bag of dicks, from: Jessica Jones
Views today: 11
Now in range to attack, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series
Views today: 10
Have I gone insane?, from: Vampire Over London
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I can't consume that, from: Knowing
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Banning Winter Solstice, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
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Unidentified Fiendish Object, from: Frankenstein Jr.
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Jane, you ignorant slut, from: Saturday Night Live
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Being a gentleman, from: Kingsman: The Secret Service
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Your mission, from: Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
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Hell freezes over, from: Batman & Robin
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Views today: 6
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