J.K. Simmons

J.K. Simmons

Born: 1955-01-09

IMDB Filmography

Dec

05

2016

500 in the Spirit Realm

From: Kung Fu Panda 3

500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.

J.K. Simmons (Kai)

Oct

29

2012

We do not smell balls

The Venture Bros.

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

Wait! No! Get-get-get out of there! We do not smell balls, Rico! Bad boy!

J.K. Simmons (Ben (Old Man Potter))

File Updated: 2017-11-24

Dec

17

2009

A box of nice Christmas meat

Spider-Man

From: Spider-Man

Meat. I'll send you a box of nice Christmas meat. Best I can do. Get out of here.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

Nov

05

2007

Chinese New Year

From: Spider-Man 3

Well, what are you waiting for, Chinese New Year? Go! Go! Go!

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

May

11

2007

Who is Spider-Man?

Spider-Man

From: Spider-Man

Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on my front page?

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

May

11

2007

Crap, crap, mega-crap

Spider-Man

From: Spider-Man

They're crap. Crap. Crap. Mega-crap.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

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Bonnie Hunt • 22 Sep 1961

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Billie Piper • 22 Sep 1982

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

What is a-going on here?, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 16

This is my destiny, from: Astro Boy
Views today: 15

Whatever happened to free will?, from: The Adjustment Bureau
Views today: 7

A bad feeling about this, from: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
Views today: 6

Don't call me, from: Silver Streak
Views today: 6

They're all loaded with gifts, from: The Flintstones
Views today: 5

Old cartoons won't solve problems, from: Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling
Views today: 5

A soothing lozenge, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
Views today: 5

You stupid!, from: Bikini Beach
Views today: 5

You're so stupid!, from: UHF
Views today: 4

The weapon of Love, from: King Jr., Martin Luther
Views today: 4

Notoriously stupid, from: Little Britain
Views today: 4

Unable to comply, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 4

Ruler of the night, from: Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark
Views today: 4

Nodding like you know, from: Minority Report
Views today: 4

A spoonful of sugar, from: Daria
Views today: 3

Pinko, heavy metal weirdos, from: Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark
Views today: 3

Pug launching, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
Views today: 3

Amazing how quick, from: Independence Day
Views today: 3

Past asking permission, from: Avengers: Infinity War
Views today: 3

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Sound Effects / Total views: 28,031

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Blazing Saddles / Total views: 20,152

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2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 18,667

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South Park / Total views: 17,421

The Jetsons / Total views: 16,308

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,884

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 14,411

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The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 13,299

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,296

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 12,661

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