J.K. Simmons

J.K. Simmons

Born: 1955-01-09

IMDB Filmography

Dec

05

2016

500 in the Spirit Realm

From: Kung Fu Panda 3

500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.

J.K. Simmons (Kai)

Oct

29

2012

We do not smell balls

The Venture Bros.

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

Wait! No! Get-get-get out of there! We do not smell balls, Rico! Bad boy!

J.K. Simmons (Ben (Old Man Potter))

File Updated: 2017-11-24

Dec

17

2009

A box of nice Christmas meat

Spider-Man

From: Spider-Man

Meat. I'll send you a box of nice Christmas meat. Best I can do. Get out of here.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

Nov

05

2007

Chinese New Year

From: Spider-Man 3

Well, what are you waiting for, Chinese New Year? Go! Go! Go!

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

May

11

2007

Who is Spider-Man?

Spider-Man

From: Spider-Man

Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on my front page?

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

May

11

2007

Crap, crap, mega-crap

Spider-Man

From: Spider-Man

They're crap. Crap. Crap. Mega-crap.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

Born Today

Andy Berman • 24 Feb 1968

Barry Bostwick • 24 Feb 1945

Beth Broderick • 24 Feb 1959

Marjorie Main • 24 Feb 1890

Edward James Olmos • 24 Feb 1947

Debra Jo Rupp • 24 Feb 1951

John Vernon • 24 Feb 1932

Died Today

Frank Conroy • 24 Feb 1964

Don Knotts • 24 Feb 2006

Harold Ramis • 24 Feb 2014

John Randolph • 24 Feb 2004

Dinah Shore • 24 Feb 1994

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

What the Hell was that?, from: The Dresden Files
Views today: 17

An excellent lunch, from: Bewitched
Views today: 12

We are star stuff, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 12

Don't give a bag of dicks, from: Jessica Jones
Views today: 11

Now in range to attack, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series
Views today: 10

Have I gone insane?, from: Vampire Over London
Views today: 10

I can't consume that, from: Knowing
Views today: 10

Banning Winter Solstice, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
Views today: 9

Unidentified Fiendish Object, from: Frankenstein Jr.
Views today: 9

What are you, some kind of Commie?, from: Reaper
Views today: 9

Jane, you ignorant slut, from: Saturday Night Live
Views today: 9

Being a gentleman, from: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Views today: 8

Holy daycare center!, from: Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
Views today: 8

Gonna sue somebody, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 8

Your mission, from: Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
Views today: 7

Start going around with girls, from: As Boys Grow...
Views today: 7

Hell freezes over, from: Batman & Robin
Views today: 7

There can be no victory, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Views today: 7

Merry Julianuary, from: Merry Madagascar
Views today: 6

Let's get dangerous! (v1), from: Darkwing Duck
Views today: 6

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 81,240

Family Guy / Total views: 39,338

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 33,890

Sound Effects / Total views: 32,167

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 30,557

Up / Total views: 29,784

Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,289

Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,170

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,087

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,238

South Park / Total views: 22,052

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,228

The Jetsons / Total views: 18,838

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,576

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 17,431

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,659

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,319

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 14,895

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,723

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,134