Jane Kaczmarek

Born: 1955-12-21

IMDB Filmography

Dec

2020

If you behave

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7)

If you boys behave until Christmas morning, there will be a Christmas morning. Otherwise, these are going back to the store and Christmas will be canceled!

Jane Kaczmarek (Lois Wilkerson)

#Christmas

#Bribery

#Threats

#Warnings

#Gifts

Dec

2011

Supposed to be a happy time

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7)

I can't leave you alone for even one second without you trying to kill each other! This is supposed to be a happy time!

Jane Kaczmarek (Lois Wilkerson)

File Updated: 2020-11-24

Dec

2009

Oh, Hal, don't worry about it. It'll be OK. You just need to find something that's a thousand times better than Disneyland, open on Christmas Day, and free. –Just because it's hard, Lois, doesn't mean it's impossible. I am going to make this happen!

Jane Kaczmarek (Lois Wilkerson) | Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson)

Dec

2009

A hand-made Christmas

From: Malcolm In The Middle

So... due to unforseen circumstances, we are now completely broke. Therefore, I am making a proclamation: this will be a hand-made Christmas. We're not spending any money on gifts. They will be home-made, and therefore more personal and more thoughtful.

Jane Kaczmarek (Lois Wilkerson)

#Christmas

#Finance

#Gifts

Dec

2009

The Christmas lie is over!

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Look, I don't know how you got me to go along with this, but that's it! The Christmas lie is over!

Jane Kaczmarek (Lois Wilkerson)

#Christmas

#Lying

Dec

2001

I'm holding it hostage

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7)

You canceled Christmas? –I am not canceling Christmas, I'm holding it hostage. I know it seems harsh, but nothing else has ever worked. Every year we yell, we threaten, we bargain, we beg. Maybe this time they'll behave.