James Urbaniak

Born: 1963-09-17

Dec

2011

I find it charming

From: The Venture Bros.

Oh, Orpheus. I wasn't expecting you to show up. Didn't think necromancers believed in Christmas. –Well, the whole affair is about as real as Kwanzaa or the Wookiee's Life Day, but I find it charming.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

#Christmas

#Kwanzaa

#Movies

#Magic

#Wookiee

Dec

2010

What the hell is that thing? –I'm afraid we're being visited upon by the Krampus. A puntitive spirit who once rode side-by-side with St. Nicholas each Christmas Eve, delivering terrible punishment to wicked children as Claus bestowed his gifts upon the righteous.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

Dec

2010

That's what Christmas is all about

From: The Venture Bros.

(after the X-1 has just crashed in Jerusalem) So what do we do here, Brock? –Well, that all depends. If the Israelis get here first we might have a chance. I know some guys in the Mossad. But if the PLO shows up, well, my Arabic's a little shaky. –Not a problem! Did you forget this baby runs on pure plutonium? They're gonna love us! –And that's what Christmas is all about!

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

Dec

2010

Nobody wants a Dean-In-The-Box!

From: The Venture Bros.

Merry Christmas, H.E.L.P.eR. –(beeping) –Why didn't he wish me a Merry Christmas? Nobody wants a Dean-In-The-Box!

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Soul-Bot (H.E.L.P.eR.) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

#Christmas

#Parody

Dec

2010

Kinky Christmas Spirit

From: The Venture Bros.

What kind of kinky Christmas Spirit is that? –It is Germanic in origin.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

#Christmas

#Sex

Aug

2010

I'm you from the future

From: The Venture Bros.

I'm you from the future! We have to finish our time machine before the Angels of Destruction find the portal!

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Time

#Warnings

Aug

2010

Hot melting face

From: The Venture Bros.

Aah! You're getting face all over me. Hot melting face!

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Body Modification

#Violence

Jul

2010

A cartoon called The Venture Brothers

From: The Venture Bros.

Hank, stop calling me 'Pop!' If these kids find out that their hero has had sex, their heads will explode. –But I want to show my new friend-- –This isn't all about you, Hank. These kids want to see Rusty Venture. Maybe when there's a cartoon called The Venture Brothers, it'll be different.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)

Mar

2010

It's all very technical

From: The Venture Bros.

What are you doing in here? –Checking my electronic mailbox. I'd do it on my computer, but the Commodore 64 gets kind of buggy with the cradle-modem that, uh, yo-you-- well, it's all very technical.

Christopher McCulloch (Sgt. Hatred) | James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Computer

#Technology

#E-mail

Jan

2010

A cup of scalding hot responsibility

From: The Venture Bros.

'Chose', my keister. My dad dumped this life on my lap like a cup of scalding hot responsibility.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Family

#Father's Day

Mar

2009

Yeah, it is

From: The Venture Bros.

This isn't how it looks! –Yeah, it is.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

#Sex

#Shame

Nov

2008

Nobody works as hard as Rusty Venture!

From: The Venture Bros.

Whatever. Nobody works as hard as Rusty Venture!

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Work

Sep

2008

Lollygagger's Syndrome

From: The Venture Bros.

You have Lollygagger's Syndrome, that's what you have.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Medical

#Sarcasm

Aug

2008

You're way too into cartoons

From: The Venture Bros.

Billy, all you've proved is that you're way too into cartoons!

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Cartoons

#Television

Aug

2008

My ice is melting!

From: The Venture Bros.

Hurry up! My ice is melting!

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Alcohol

Feb

2008

Stop riding The Perfect Man!

From: The Venture Bros.

Dean, stop riding The Perfect Man! Brock has to kill him now. –Aw, can't we keep him? –Yeah, Dad, can't we? We'll feed The Perfect Man and clean up after him and everything. Super swear! Please? –No. He's an abomination.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)

Jul

2007

Got off on the wrong foot

From: The Venture Bros.

Listen, we kind of got off on the wrong foot, you and I. And I-I don't mean the one you just kicked my teeth in with.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Violence

Jul

2007

A very late abortion

From: The Venture Bros.

What's with the poetry, Wordsworth? Just say it. Say, 'I am a virgin.' –I knew it! –Billy, that makes you the best candidate to take a ray blast! You have nothing to lose, you've never done anything. The way I look at it, it's not even murder. It's a very late abortion.