I've been wanting to leave television for quite a long while. The only reason I've stayed around all these years is because I didn't have a… a big finish for my act. Come to think of it, I never really had a beginning, either. But, uh, this is the last show for perhaps ever, I don't know. Some people, I know, expect a tearful farewell and others, I'm sure, gleefully expect me to take a jab at the network or swing at some newspaper. I'm going to disappoint both of you tonight.
