Hugh Laurie

Hugh Laurie

Born: 1959-06-11

IMDB Filmography

Mar

2022

Socks are like sex

From: Blackadder The Third

Episode: Dish and Dishonesty (1987) (Season 1, Episode 1)

For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.

Hugh Laurie (The Prince Regent)

#Socks

#Sex

#Regret

#Self-Pity

Oct

2014

I love piñatas!

From: B.O.B.'s Big Break

Will there be a piñata? I love piñatas! –Absolutely, Bobby. What's world domination without a piñata? (evil laugh) Come on, laugh with me.

Seth Rogen (B.O.B.) | Hugh Laurie (Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.)

Oct

2010

My little friend

From: Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space

Say hello to my little friend!

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.)

#Greetings

#Friends

#Parody

Dec

2009

Oh, I get it. You're trying to get me to prove you wrong... That I'm going to be nice to all my patients all through the holiday season, and then Mr. Potter won't steal Tiny Tim's porridge. I'm totally on it. –Yeah. That actually is what I'm trying to do. And the pathetic part is? It's not going to work.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) | Robert Sean Leonard (Dr. James Wilson)

Nov

2009

Mission Accomplished banner

From: House M.D.

Any idea where I can get a great big 'Mission Accomplished' banner?

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

#Sarcasm

#Parody

#Government

Oct

2009

I'm not a Quack!

From: Monsters vs Aliens

I'm not a Quack! I'm a Mad Scientist. There is a difference.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.)

#Science

#Fraud

#Frustration

Jan

2009

Motivating students

From: House M.D.

When do teachers ever know how to motivate their students?

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

#School

Sep

2008

It's Killing time

From: House M.D.

Gotta go. It's Killing time.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

#Murder

#Violence

May

2008

Blow-up doll

From: House M.D.

You're suddenly mute in the differentials. A blow-up doll would be more useful. And, yes, that's the first time I've ever implied something negative about a blow-up doll.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

#Sex

#Medical

#Sarcasm