Hugh Laurie

Hugh Laurie

Born: 1959-06-11

IMDB Filmography

Oct

18

2014

I love piñatas!

B.O.B.'s Big Break

From: B.O.B.'s Big Break

Will there be a piñata? I love piñatas! –Absolutely, Bobby. What's world domination without a piñata? (evil laugh) Come on, laugh with me.

Seth Rogen (B.O.B.) | Hugh Laurie (Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.)

#World Domination

Oct

09

2010

My little friend

From: Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space

Say hello to my little friend!

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.)

Dec

01

2009

Nice to all my patients

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

Oh, I get it. You're trying to get me to prove you wrong... That I'm going to be nice to all my patients all through the holiday season, and then Mr. Potter won't steal Tiny Tim's porridge. I'm totally on it. –Yeah. That actually is what I'm trying to do. And the pathetic part is? It's not going to work.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) | Robert Sean Leonard (Dr. James Wilson)

Nov

20

2009

Mission Accomplished banner

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

Any idea where I can get a great big 'Mission Accomplished' banner?

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Oct

17

2009

I'm not a Quack!

From: Monsters vs Aliens

I'm not a Quack! I'm a Mad Scientist. There is a difference.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.)

Jan

09

2009

Motivating students

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

When do teachers ever know how to motivate their students?

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Sep

24

2008

It's Killing time

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

Gotta go. It's Killing time.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

May

25

2008

Blow-up doll

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

You're suddenly mute in the differentials. A blow-up doll would be more useful. And, yes, that's the first time I've ever implied something negative about a blow-up doll.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

May

25

2008

No drugs until lunch

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

I had a heart attack this morning. Can't do any more drugs 'til lunch.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Apr

15

2008

Minimal misery

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

The goal in life is not to eliminate misery, it's to keep misery to the minimum.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Apr

15

2008

Courtesy flush

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

(toilet flushes) That was just a courtesy flush. I'm not actually done.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Apr

14

2008

Not everything's about you

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

My god, not everything's about you and your little job and your little world.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Apr

14

2008

Does everything have to be about you?

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

Oh, god, does everything have to be about you?

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Feb

15

2008

New puppy

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

I'd love a new puppy. My last one was delicious, very tender.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Feb

15

2008

Team MacGyver

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

How's it going, Team MacGyver?

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Jan

18

2008

Informed consent

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

Just a warning. If we have to start getting consent every time we do a procedure, soon they'll be asking for informed consent.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Jan

18

2008

Never sees the light of day

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

I owe it to the world to make sure this evil never sees the light of day.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Jan

04

2008

Actual magic

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic. It might not even be 'oxy.'

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Jan

03

2008

The thong of Lisa Cuddy

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

I need you to bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Jan

03

2008

You're not wearing underwear

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

Oh. My. God. You're not wearing underwear.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Jul

06

2007

The big Patient Rebellion

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

When I lead the big Patient Rebellion, Voldemort here is the first to go.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

Jul

06

2007

Well, it wasn't me

House M.D.

From: House M.D.

Well, it wasn't me. –Yeah! It was one of the other petty, socially-repressed asses I work for.

Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House) | Omar Epps (Dr. Eric Foreman)

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