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Howard Morris

Howard Morris
Born: 1919-09-04
Died: 2005-05-21
IMDB Filmography






Mar
23
2009

I'm a consultant

High Anxiety
From: High Anxiety

Working? Hmm, working. Working is a big word. I'm a consultant. It's a fancy title for a part-time job.

Howard Morris (Professor Lilloman)
#Work
#Sarcasm
May
26
2005

Don't chew my cabbage twice

The Andy Griffith Show
From: The Andy Griffith Show
Episode: Mountain Wedding (1963) (Season 3, Episode 31)

I don't chew my cabbage twice. And you ain't heard the last of Ernest T. Bass!

Howard Morris (Ernest T. Bass)
File Updated: 2020-06-02

#Food
#Exclamations
#Warnings
#Threats
May
26
2005

I'm a little mean

The Andy Griffith Show
From: The Andy Griffith Show
Episode: Mountain Wedding (1963) (Season 3, Episode 31)

I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my beloveded!

Howard Morris (Ernest T. Bass)
File Updated: 2020-06-02

#Love
#Marriage
#Health
#Anger
#Proposition

Born Today

Nathan Bexton  •  26 Feb 1977
Michael Bolton  •  26 Feb 1953
Bill Duke  •  26 Feb 1943
William Frawley  •  26 Feb 1887
Jackie Gleason  •  26 Feb 1916
Marta Kristen  •  26 Feb 1945
Teresa Palmer  •  26 Feb 1986
Tony Randall  •  26 Feb 1920

Died Today

David Doyle  •  26 Feb 1997
Bill Paxton  •  26 Feb 2017

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021  •  Mira Furlan
23 Jan 2021  •  Hal Holbrook
26 Jan 2021  •  Cloris Leachman
05 Feb 2021  •  Christopher Plummer

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Less than 12 parsecs, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
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Sorry I tased you!, from: Thor
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That's why she can't have nice things, from: Archer
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Buzz-kill, from: The Big Bang Theory
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Override automatic detonation, from: Alien
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Go to hell!, from: Family Guy
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