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D.L. Hughley

D.L. Hughley
Born: 1963-03-06
IMDB Filmography






Dec
13
2006

Your people stole Jesus

Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

What'd you need? –Any Christmas ideas you might have. –There's no such thing as the star of Bethlehem. –Jesus was born in North Africa. How come in paintings it always looks like he's one of the Bee Gees? –All right, Christmas ideas that don't shriek of meanness. –Hey, your people stole Jesus from my people.

D.L. Hughley (Simon Stiles) | Matthew Perry (Matt Albie) | Nate Corddry (Tom Jeter)
#Christmas
#Religion
#Mythology
#Music
#Television

Born Today

Adam Baldwin  •  27 Feb 1962
Reginald Gardiner  •  27 Feb 1903
Howard Hesseman  •  27 Feb 1940
Bill Hunter  •  27 Feb 1940
Debra Monk  •  27 Feb 1949
Elizabeth Taylor  •  27 Feb 1932
Van Williams  •  27 Feb 1934
Joanne Woodward  •  27 Feb 1930

Died Today

Allison Hayes  •  27 Feb 1977
Leonard Nimoy  •  27 Feb 2015
Fred Rogers  •  27 Feb 2003
George Tobias  •  27 Feb 1980
J.T. Walsh  •  27 Feb 1998

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