You OK? –I don't know. I just keep thinking about how all those vampires we just killed used to be regular people. –Heh heh. There you go. The old "Vampires are just like us," routine, huh? But they're not, Seth. You know what I see when I see a vamp? Big ole dollar signs, 'cause all they are is murderers and liars. They ain't Brad Pitt in a leather jacket at some blood raves. It's not Eclipse. It's not New Moon. It's not Breaking Dawn Part 1. It ain't like that all right? –Why do you know the names to all the specific Twilight films? And what's your gripe with Breaking Dawn Part 2? It's the exciting conclusion of the whole Twilight saga. Wha-- Have you seen Part 2? Bella has her baby now; it's insane! –Oh, shit. She had the baby? –Oh, I wish I was you just to experience that for the first time! You are in for a treat. –I just-- My daughter hipped me to all that. I don't really get into all that.
